The Grand Opening of Sprawlmart is coming!

(Dec. 1st)

It's my very own transnational, obnoxious, pseudo-corporation - minus abusive labor practices and monopolistic manipulations. I hope that the products you purchase at Sprawlmart are satisfying and don't fall apart in a couple years.

If you join the email list now, you can take advantage of a 50% discount on all downloads and cds from Dec. 1st through Xmas. I promise not to sell your address, or pass it on to anybody else.

If you sign up to be on the Street Team also, you can take part in upcoming silly competitions and the prizes that go with them!